I've got the power!
Now Playing : "That's The Way (My Love Is)" - Smashing Pumpkins
I blame it wholly on Malaysia's weather.
And the equator.
And global warming.
And consumerism.
What am I talking about? My ultra-high electric bill.
That's right, I'm talkin' bout seven hundred ninety-five worth of electricity spent this month just to wallow and escape from the perils of hawt, humid Malaysian weather. Of course, I never expected to rack up eight hundred bucks worth of electricity at home doing this.
Needless to say, el capitan isn't very happy about my perpetual need to avoid sweating like a pig (whom I know don't have sweat glands so blame the lot who cooked up this idiom). Totally understandable, since this is coming from a guy who sleeps in an eskimo suit in a tropical country.
So now I've got to try to adhere from pressing the On switch as often as I should like. "Try" being the operative word here. Someone hold me back. No no don't!
Cuz I'll scream and wail for my air conditioning!*
*Added for drama-queening purposes.
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