An Ode To Andy

andy andy he's so dandy

andy drank so much wine

now he speaks out of line!

andy's heart is made out of gold

he does the ironing when told!

andy loves cheese

andy loves fish

"andy hates fish, loves tuna" he says

"tuna IS a fish you monkey" i says

"not when squeezed into mayonnaise!!"

i smell something funky

it must be andy!