Too freaking funny

http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2253060371&ref=mf

So seriously freaking hilarious you'll thank me for sharing this link! XD

Kids really do say the cutest things

My mother was busy in the kitchen.

Chopping. Slicing. Rapidly.

Then the blade slit her finger.

Blood came.

My ten year old brother jumped out of his chair, frantic.

He rushed to grab her tissues.

She was touched by his alarm.

She dabbed.

He looked at her finger, thoughtful.

"Please don't get blood on my food"

HAHA!

It seems my jet lag has still got me in a funk, as this whole week I've been waking up much too early for my tastes. Wide awake in the wee hours bored with nothing to do, as per usual the internet is my fwen! I stumbled across this hilarious picture while I was looking around.

2 "karat" ring! XD

Friends to the End

(Actual conversation that took place last night)

Sue : If I ever had to do that, I'd rather jump off a building.

Darren : Same here. I'll join you on that.

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Sue/Darren : You jump first.

*Pause*

Give me another stomach

Now Playing : "Wilted Flower" - Maximilian Hecker

Life is ironic. Especially when it comes to food. 

I go to a buffet, get blinded by all the ridiculously good looking dishes and eat and eat and eat. And eat. I want to try everything that looks good! Secretly pray for supposedly-shrinking-stomach-after-7-months-of-dieting to scream NO MORE FOOD so that I'll stop. But stomach stays disobediently silent. I continue to eat.

Today, been moderately good. Overate slightly at Nando's so made up for it by having just pumpkin soup for dinner. Stomach feels slightly full. Er, OK. Liquids, makes sense. Five hours after dinner's digested, I have Mickey Dees' plain ice cream sundae.

Now can't bloody breathe from being too bloody full!!

Someone loves playing tricks on me.

I ought to get one of these. (Don't click, if you're squeamish...this means you, Su Lyn)

Where??

Where is the *bleep!* exit?!

Left or right??

Ahhh!!

You're Fat!

LOL this is hilarious!!!

Fishy situation

The thermos ;)

Now Playing : "Autumn Leaves" - Oscar Peterson Trio

I am starving. Like, really, really starving. If my stomach could speak, it would be screaming in agony right about now.

It's almost 6pm and I've only had an insane 155 calories today. How could this happen?

My lunch did it.

I bet your eyes bulged. It's quite a funny story too, although at the expense of my stomach. You see, last night I made a broth with sutchi catfish, onion and carrots to bring to class today for my low calorie lunch. I was really excited because I don't think I've ever made something and then brought it to class to eat.

Then 12pm came and I took out my thermos where I've plunked in my fish and soup. I was already famished so I pressed the nozzle open and poured out a little on a spoon to drink. Mmmmm....! My stomach, now aware that I was going to finally give it food, started to ring the alarms. Feed me! Feed me!

I twisted. I turned. I twisted and turned. Clockwise. Anti-clockwise. Clockwise again. Twist. Turn. Twist. Ouch, my hands! 

The darn thing wouldn't open! I tried to open my thermos for a continuous staggering 1 hour 15 minutes until finally, with my stomach still begging to be fed, stopped and gave up. My hands were extremely sore and I could neither twist nor turn it any longer.

I had to give up all hope on eating the yummy fish pieces inside and had to settle for just drinking the soup...which ended up being barely sufficient since there was only an exact calculated portion of 245ml of soup in there.

I think I would have died of starvation if I had decided to skip breakfast that morning. Heck, breakfast didn't even suffice. One piece of toast and light Laughing Cow cheese spread barely held me up until noon.

So now it's 6pm, and all I've had is one measly piece of toast, a Laughing Cow wedge and 245ml of fish broth. Sigh.

Although I hate starving like this, the one and only consolation that all this chose to happen today was the day of the Brazilian buffet dinner that I'm most likely going to eat a lot of in approximately two hours. 

After all, what better way than to splurge my remaining 900++ calories on? :P

Food, bring it on!

My poor sore hand!

Update : I just came back from the Churrascaria and needless to say, I ate a day's worth of calories in dinner alone. :|

Just Another Day At The Bookstore

These pictures speak for themselves ;)

*Smirk*

Further proof that the Bahasa Melayu/Malaysia (who can keep track?!) is goin' down!

Uh, what?

Spelling error?

I came across this advert while online and stopped in my tracks as I gazed upon the slogan "Experience Instant Getification". 

Uh...

What exactly does "getification" mean? I've looked it up, nobody knows what it means. Could it be a spelling error or a pun?

Lei Kong Meh ah?

Not sure if this is laced with some subliminal political message...

Death of the Japanese Mayo

I know I said I was on a diet, but this is too much. XD

Scary Maze

I remember the first (and only) time I played this game was when my ex, Aliff told me to play it and I was all alone during the wee hours of the night with the volume turned right up and my face was so freaking near the screen! The moment that face came on, I ran like hell away from the computer and refused to look at the screen when I gathered my guts to go back to the computer to immediately cut the power to the computer!! After that, I refused to talk to him for over a week! :P

If you want to play the game, just Google "scary maze".

Huh?

This popped up after I watched the said video.

Man...

Funny/Cute Maria Sharapova Ad!

I love this!

Shoes

Who left those there?!!

*Hahahaha!*

I Must Not Fall Aslee....zzzz

How adorable!

Now Playing : "Singin' In The Rain" - Jamie Cullum

Gosh!

I am so embarassed!

Why? Because I nodded off in class today. Ah big deal! you may say but the problem is that I was frequently nodding off in Dr. Stefanie Pillai's (you do not fall asleep in her class) class and when she was standing in front of me while she lectured to the class, I nodded off so violently, my entire head and neck flung backwards only to be violently flung back forwards in natural reaction. 

Of course, she saw this. >_<

The weirdest thing is that she chuckled instead and asked if I was okay and went on to say something about "identity crisis"--Jules and Shubes thinks that she may have thought my violent display of sleepiness was a response to her lecture (or question--I don't know, I wasn't listening because I was too busy falling asleep)!

Either way, although I got off lucky, I can't help but feel terribly embarrassed! I don't like nodding off in class but it's something I often do. Bah! However, today's nodding off I know the source of it....

Phil!!!!!! 

I'm going to get you for this!

Mwuahahahah!

Erm...

Err...who else then? XD

The FUNNIEST videos ever!!!! (MUST WATCH)

A Must Watch!!

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Also, I just can't stop watching this!! It's just too funny!!!
This one is even funnier!!!

Vegetarians vs Meat Eaters

I found this on a pamphlet from a home catering service. 

Ironically, they cater for meat eaters as well.